Your Stretchy Pants Will Be There For You….

14 Feb

Your stretchy pants will be there for you when you try to impress the hot guy in spin class by wearing makeup and end up with mascara trails running down your face.  They will be there for you when on Valentine’s Day you’re curled up on your couch watching The Notebook for the 500th time wondering why you called off you engagement, why all of your friends seem to be in relationships, and why Ryan Gosling hasn’t found you yet.  Your stretchy pants will be there for you when you raid the 50% off Valentine’s chocolate sale and you can’t fit into your work pants (thank God, tomorrow’s casual Friday). Your stretchy pants will be there for you after the wake up break up (yes, I had that happen), the wake up break up 2.0 (guys suck), and throughout the parade of jerks you’ll proceed to date via Match.com in a desperate attempt to not look so desperate.

Valentine MPG Trek Outfit

Jacket: MPG Sport Trek in Diva Pink, Tank: Bordeaux Rib Racer, Bra: Target C9 Bra, Capris: c/o DA Active

But your stretchy pants will also be there to make your butt look fabulous while you hit SoulCycle and Flywheel trying to nab a celeb boyfriend.  They are always there for girls’ night gym dates followed by queso and margaritas.  Your stretchy pants hug you, so you know someone loves you.  They sleep with you, they walk with you and they love you no matter how much weight you gain.  Your stretchy pants are the only love you’ll ever need and the only love that will last forever. (or at least until the new color comes out and you trade up)

Your stretchy pants will be there when you meet that guy who brings you soup when you’re sick and pizza to work, and never complains that you’re always in your stretchy pants.  When you can find a guy who can love your stretchy pants as much as you love your stretchy pants keep him around for a while, or at least until Ryan Gosling FINALLY finds you.

Happy Valentine’s Day,

xoxo Your Stretchy Pants

& Yoga in Heels

Red Waistband DA Active

Tank: Bordeaux Rib Racer  Bra: Target C9 by Champion  Capri: c/o DA Active

Nike Shirt and Bone Legging

T-Shirt: Nike Run Wild  Leggings: BlackMilk Clothing Neon Bone  Shoes: Nike

Pink Bone Legging Outfit

Sweater: John & Jenn c/o Atlanta Activewear  Leggings: BlackMilk Clothing Neon Bones  Shoes: Nike

Valentines Close Up

Sweatshirt: Target off-the-shoulder

Valentine Adidas Jacket

Jacket: Adidas (old school)

When have your stretchy pants been there for you? Hashtag me on Facebook, Twitter or inthe comments below!

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3 Responses to “Your Stretchy Pants Will Be There For You….”

  1. JessicaBRob February 14, 2013 at 10:42 am #

    #mystetchypantswerethereformewhen i would be soo hungover in college and running to my 9 am class with no makeup and a birds nest in my hair, at least I still attended class? Thanks Yoga pants!

  2. Malena February 14, 2013 at 10:59 pm #

    Looking good!!

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